In hot water because someone convinced you it would be a good idea to “juice” up your blog via a little astroturfing? Thought it would be “no big deal” to hire some writers to create a flog? Did the blogosphere catch on?

Worry no more – simply employ the Adrants Fake Blog Apology Service. From what I understand, they basically throw a virgin or two (depending on severity of transgression) into the Blogosphere volcano, and you’re cool.

Hat tip to Tamera Kremer.